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TREKKIE HAIKU

Bones
in space, the final
frontier, no one can hear your
hairpiece float off, Jim
— Amelie Frank


Spock
Illogical, Jim
to augment your appearance
with synthetic hair.

Kirk
Damn it, Spock! I am
not only captain but a
TV sex object.
— Mycroft Cramden

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