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Guy Kettelhack

Bad Hair Days

The barber looks at me 
as if I were unweeded ground.
As if to say (inspecting eyebrows,
nose & ears), "look what I've found!" 

Why is it when a man grows older
he grows hirsute in odd places?
I haven't felt so ill-appurtenanced
since I had braces.

 

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